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SAFFRON SALDARRIAGA’S CRUSH HAS BEEN PRINCE-NAPPED!
Together with her trusty pet-slash-mentor Sage, a large axe, and an inept guide, she sets out to rescue him from the evil nymph Milk. But with no idea where Milk is, and a recurring assassin problem, she’s got her work cut out for her.
Along the way, she’ll encounter giant crabs, world-famous heroes, and uncomfortably sexy dwarves, in this spice of life fantasy adventure.
Chapter 1 - Have fun storming the castle
Oct 15, 2016Crab Battle!
Oct 18, 2016She's got a golden pad, she's super bad
Oct 31, 2016So here's this giant enemy crab
Nov 07, 2016So that's what those are for
Nov 21, 2016A warrior's telekinesis
Nov 28, 2016Approved by the webcomics code authority
Dec 05, 2016Just another shaggy frog story
Dec 12, 2016The real treasure was mushroom love
Dec 19, 2016A mysterious stranger appears
Chapter 2 - Cinnamon Rolls
Jan 10, 2017A mysterious stranger disappears
Jan 17, 2017Bright melon on that girl
Jan 24, 2017Obligatory Catgirls
Jan 31, 2017Shot through the heart, and hubris to blame
Feb 07, 2017The Duel
Feb 20, 2017Axe vs Hax
Feb 28, 2017And along came Bialy
Mar 07, 2017From below, an attack from above!
Mar 13, 2017Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Mar 22, 2017My work here is done
Mar 28, 2017When there's a threat, jet to the vet
Apr 04, 2017Melodramatic
Apr 17, 2017Personal Space Invaders
Apr 26, 2017Make it so
May 02, 2017How much is that girlie in the window?
May 09, 2017Introductions
May 23, 2017A spring in your step and a song in your heart
May 30, 2017Self-care and vengeance
Jul 18, 2017It is a mystery
Chapter 3 - Bath time!
Jul 25, 2017Gorgeous Ladies of Wrobbery
Aug 01, 2017Sidequest!
Aug 22, 2017Beauty is only muscle deep
Aug 29, 2017Sidequest time!
Sep 18, 2017Always know where your towel is
Sep 26, 2017Let's get out of hair
Oct 03, 2017Makeover, makeover!
Oct 10, 2017Also it would've ruined the lighting
Oct 16, 2017Curb your skinthusiasm
Oct 26, 2017Whistle while you wash
Nov 15, 2017Project Runweb
Dec 05, 2017Read the room, dude
Dec 19, 2017Glad we cleared that up
Jan 16, 2018The naked guns
Jan 24, 2018Name Game
Feb 06, 2018Clubs whatever a spider can
Feb 15, 2018Foxrider
Mar 06, 2018Canceled
Jun 11, 2018It's important to have a good attitude
Jun 19, 2018How about "age prevention"?
Jun 26, 2018What we have here is a failure to communicate
Jul 03, 2018Oh, so that's what he does
Jul 31, 2018My flame is the flame that creates the heavens
Aug 07, 2018One fist two fist red fist hubris
Aug 27, 2018You need to lose ten pounds
Sep 10, 2018Baton Pass
Sep 18, 2018Aximum Effort
Sep 25, 2018Flesh Wound
Oct 02, 2018My mind is telling me bow
Oct 09, 2018Not that hat!
Oct 17, 2018Cutting insults
Oct 23, 2018Face/Off
Oct 30, 2018Dressed to kill
Nov 07, 2018You have my bow
Nov 13, 2018Two stars, three at most
Nov 27, 2018It's like you don't even get fashion
Dec 03, 2018Web Optimization Strategy
Dec 12, 2018Well, that's just mean
Mar 05, 2019Critical Hit
Mar 12, 2019Ma'am this is an Arby's
Mar 25, 2019Extry Extry
Apr 09, 2019Chapter 3 - END
Chapter 4 - Hot Cross Buns
May 07, 2019Hot Cross Buns
May 13, 2019A villain of unsavory repute
May 21, 2019How to trap friends and incinerate people
May 28, 2019The Webcomics Review
Jun 04, 2019The Thousand Tales Of Sageherazade
Jun 12, 2019The Fox of Wall Street
Jul 08, 2019Pchoooooooo!!
Jul 15, 2019Curses, broiled again!
Jul 23, 2019The lobsters of the sea
Chapter 5 - The Prince of Hearts
Jul 30, 2019Chapter 5: The Prince of Hearts
Aug 07, 2019Getting over it with Coriander Bialystock
Aug 12, 2019Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Aug 20, 2019Bacchanal Espionage Action
Aug 27, 2019Breaking Point
Sep 02, 2019Point Breaking
Sep 10, 2019I've heard it's magic
Sep 17, 2019F is for Flashbacks, which we're 'bout to have
Oct 01, 2019Socc it to me
Oct 10, 2019Gossip Girl
Oct 17, 2019The Lion Thing
Oct 24, 2019Deerly beloved
Nov 08, 2019Casual Flex
Nov 19, 2019Legend of the Hair
Dec 24, 2019Pencil it in
Jan 07, 2020You just gotta believe!
Jan 22, 2020Winning love by daylight
Feb 26, 2020Face Off
Mar 10, 2020No more clowning around
Apr 14, 2020My time to shine
Jun 23, 2020The Pumping Iron Throne
Chapter 6 - Men At Work
Sep 07, 2020Chapter 6 - Men At Work
Sep 21, 2020Monster Rancheros
Oct 26, 2020Cory in the doghouse
Nov 10, 2020Finder's Teachers
Nov 17, 2020I got the magic stick
Dec 15, 2020Light of my life
Dec 22, 2020солнышко моё
Jan 12, 2021Estuans exterius ignis vehementi
Jan 26, 2021It's dangerous to go alone! Take me!
Feb 22, 2021A chance enclownter
Mar 23, 2021Bozo's Bizarre Adventure
Apr 05, 2021Tactical Editorial Action
Apr 27, 2021The eyes have it
May 24, 2021Diamond is unbearable
Jun 14, 2021She's Liri.....2!
Jun 21, 2021A lampshade on a hat on a hat
Jul 12, 2021On a wing and a prayer
Jul 26, 2021Linear Warriors, Quadratic Wizards
Aug 03, 2021Overconfendtii Moronicus
Aug 16, 2021Improvised Tactics
Sep 14, 2021The ring ruse was....a DISTACTION
Sep 28, 2021Failing by example
Oct 18, 2021Well that's not anise thing to do
Nov 16, 2021Mercy kill
Nov 30, 2021Oh, is she not?
Dec 13, 2021Face the truth
Dec 21, 2021Project Runaway
Dec 28, 2021Your reputation eludes you
Jan 05, 2022Cereal's Business
Feb 07, 2022I'm a paper girl, in a paper world.
Chapter 7 - Murder on the Moria Express
Feb 15, 2022Chapter 7 - Murder on the Moria Express
Feb 22, 2022You have subscribed to MothFacts!
Mar 01, 2022Turnabout Turnstyle
Mar 08, 2022The Good, The Bad, and the Advanced Super Doofus
Mar 15, 2022You and me baby ain't nothing but baggage
Mar 29, 2022Mid-Day Train Going Everywhere
Apr 11, 2022Ay yai yai, I am not a butterfly
Apr 19, 2022I know what you did last chapter
May 11, 2022Revenge of the Smith
May 23, 2022A suckle unborn every minute
Jun 06, 2022To err is human, to fetus is divine
Jun 28, 2022Trolly and error
Jul 04, 2022So you're computing there's a chance....
Jul 14, 2022Cover up and cover me
Jul 20, 2022I can't do it when people are watching
Jul 27, 2022Clothed Female, Nude Fail
Aug 22, 2022Adorable Crunch Arrests Baddies
Sep 05, 2022She used to be an adventurer like you
Oct 03, 2022Da-Ba-Dee Da-Ba-Die
Oct 17, 2022J'accuse!
Oct 24, 2022The plot sickens
Nov 08, 2022Should've invested in Non-Flammable Townsfolk
Nov 15, 2022I plead the $5 a month
Nov 29, 2022She's got me there
Dec 19, 2022Just one more thing
Dec 27, 2022Time's Arrow, or The Nature of the Offense
Jan 24, 2023Kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Botox!
Jan 30, 2023Silkwrong
Feb 06, 2023Under wear and outta there
Feb 20, 2023Let's get vertical
Feb 28, 2023Projectile Dysfunction
Apr 11, 2023Spin to win
May 08, 2023Moth Milfs In Your Area
May 22, 2023Stabbed through the heart, and you're to blame!
May 29, 2023Small Damn Heroes
Dec 03, 2024Collar and Tackled
Chapter 8 - The Fox and the Hare
Jul 03, 2023Enter the Bungeon
Jul 18, 2023The Great Dingus Bake-Off
Jul 24, 2023Chairs: The Axes of the Sea
Aug 07, 2023Watt are you wearing?
Aug 22, 2023I-I-I'm hunting, looking for a hook-up
Oct 09, 2023Explaining the plan, generally.
Nov 06, 2023Rock out 'til you clock out
Nov 14, 2023Voice of the Choiceless
Nov 22, 2023Rock out with your shock out
Dec 13, 2023The six million dollar makeover
Jan 09, 2024We've wasted 24601 pages on this subplot
Jan 23, 2024Beauty in Futility
Feb 13, 2024Dress for success
Mar 04, 2024The Grating Game
Mar 18, 2024The grating dame
Apr 09, 2024Keeping up with the Jones'
Apr 23, 2024The Shadow Over Kid's Mouth
May 06, 2024The plot quickens
May 27, 2024Shoot me twice, shame on me
Aug 13, 2024Two peabrains in a pod
Sep 23, 2024He's hot but he's cold, he's yes but he's no.
Sep 30, 2024Liri needs stasis
Oct 29, 2024Ding!
Jan 09, 2025Boozepilled and Sadmaxxing
Mar 24, 2025I'm not your Palom, buddy.
Apr 21, 2025Macaulay Culkin And The Power of Vulcan