Watt are you wearing?
I imagine you have many questions and also think this is very silly. I assure you that all questions will be answered and it’s going to get even sillier.
Saffron and Sage
A spice of life adventure comic
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BotoxicaThe owner of Madame Botoxica's Beauty Parlor, and all-spider spa and bath where you can live your dream of being naked and covered in spiders. A fashionable and sensual woman who loves making things beautiful. Comics: 32 |
MilkNymph? Rabbit? Sorceress? Milk is a woman of many faces, all of them nefarious. She kidnapped Prince Faunus and set the plot in motion. LIKES: Parachute Pants, Magical Potions, Schemes DISLIKES: Swooning Comics: 20 |
Saffron SaldarriagaA southern knight looking to rescue her prince from an evil nymph named Milk. She keeps things close to her chest, and doesn't like to gossip about her life to people. Very serious, very grumpy. Very has a big axe. Comics: 143 |
SageSaffron's long-time friend and colleague. He can shoot the rings on his fur at people as an attack, but mostly he sits in the cart and makes snarky comments. A good person under it all. Claims his last name is "The Hedgehog", but this may be a lie. Comics: 86 |
Wow, she’s really got it bad for the Prince. I’m wondering if her devotion is giving Sage ideas.
Alas, all of our speculation is for naught, as the author has come up with something else that was funnier. New random speculation time!
Does Milk actually think they’ll take fashion advice from Botoxica, or was this a token presence that she knew would be mostly our heroes distracting themselves with the fun of the shock collar? Because I can totally see them doing that a lot.
What happens if we say “Marshalls”?
Somehow I’m suddenly thinking of the movie Jolt. If you aren’t familiar it’s a Kate Beckinsale flick about a woman with absurdly extreme anger issues who wears an electric vest she shocks herself with to stop from savagely attacking people when she gets triggered (which is about every minute and a half). Apparently an uncontrollable temper makes her extra badass because adrenaline or something. Definitely in the B movie range but entertaining if you wondered what a Deadpool movie would be like if you replaced the fourth wall breaking indestructible commando with an English accented weaponized crazy bitch.