Saffron

A southern knight looking to rescue her prince from an evil nymph named Milk. Very serious, very grumpy. Very has a big axe.

Comics: 75
Recent Appearance: Deerly beloved
First Appearance: Crab Battle!

Liri

A former priestess who wants to live the cool adventurer life. She's just here to have a good time.

Comics: 50
Recent Appearance: F is for Flashbacks, which we're 'bout to have
First Appearance: A mysterious stranger disappears

Sage

Saffron's long-time friend. He can shoot the rings on his fur at people as an attack, but mostly he sits in the cart and makes snarky comments. A good person under it all.

Comics: 44
Recent Appearance: The Lion Thing
First Appearance: Crab Battle!

Coriander

The world's greatest pyromancer. If you don't believe him, just ask him! Came down south on a World Tour with Liri, to show off all the places he'd adventured to in the past.

Comics: 37
Recent Appearance: Getting over it with Coriander Bialystock
First Appearance: A mysterious stranger disappears

Botoxica

The owner of Madame Botoxica's Beauty Parlor. A fashionable and sensual woman.

Comics: 18
Recent Appearance: Well, that's just mean
First Appearance: Let's get out of hair

Cinnamon

An elf working for Milk the Nymph. Looks like a Cinnamon Roll. Will kill you. Well, will try to kill you.

Comics: 15
Recent Appearance: Curses, broiled again!
First Appearance: The Duel

Cassette

A guide hired by Saffron to help her find her prince....but does she know where she's going?

Comics: 10
Recent Appearance: The lobsters of the sea
First Appearance: Crab Battle!

Cumin

Saffron's trusty steed, but he's only in it for the glory

Comics: 9
Recent Appearance: Curses, broiled again!
First Appearance: Just another shaggy frog story

Toast

A golem moonlighting as a butler. Likes to say awoo, and likes Cinnamon too! Maybe even likes Cinnamon.

Comics: 6
Recent Appearance: Curses, broiled again!
First Appearance: Self-care and vengeance

Dr. Crabotnik

A romantic crab. Loves light novels, cold drinks, and not being hit with axes.

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: Approved by the webcomics code authority
First Appearance: So here's this giant enemy crab

Naked Bath Man

He's super strong....and super naked!

Comics: 3
Recent Appearance: The lobsters of the sea
First Appearance: The naked guns

Princess Frogshroom

Likes: Getting kidnapped, getting rescued, plumbers

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Just another shaggy frog story

Dara

The goddess of time. Rad hair. Bad enough dude to rescue the president. Worshipped by people of the North, including Liri. Has a long, convoluted, and irrelevant relationship with the Southern Sun Goddess Teth-Elina.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Make it so

Jean-Luc Picard

Captain of the Starship Enterprise and leader of the X-Men. Good at counting lights.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Make it so

Betamax

Betamax Teipe, Cassette's older sister. Hired by Cassette to do demeaning things due to a long-running family feud. It's a living.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: The lobsters of the sea

Ambassador Battle Crab

A friend and teammate to all who know him, Ambassador Battle Crab is Palea's fiercest warrior, finest diplomat, and best crab. While primarily sent on missions of piece to foreign lands, he is the only royal knight more skilled with an axe than Saffron, and he's not afraid to demonstrate it if the need arises. His family has a centuries-old blood feud with the Crabotnik clan, but he hopes to one day unite the two peoples.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Gossip Girl

Faunus

The prince of Saffron''s hometown and her deerly beloved.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Deerly beloved