Saffron

A southern knight looking to rescue her prince from an evil nymph. Very serious, bit grumpy.

Comics: 43
Recent Appearance: Oh, so that's what he does
First Appearance: Crab Battle!

Sage

Helped raise Saffron, still kind of does. Laid back and relaxed.

Comics: 29
Recent Appearance: Canceled
First Appearance: Crab Battle!

Coriander

The world's greatest adventurer. If you don't believe him, just ask him!

Comics: 26
Recent Appearance: Oh, so that's what he does
First Appearance: A mysterious stranger disappears

Liri

A former priestess who wants to live the cool adventurer life

Comics: 25
Recent Appearance: Oh, so that's what he does
First Appearance: A mysterious stranger disappears

Cassette

A guide hired by Saffron to help her find her prince....but does she know where she's going?

Comics: 9
Recent Appearance: A mysterious stranger appears
First Appearance: Crab Battle!

Cinnamon

Looks like a Cinnamon Roll. Will kill you.

Comics: 8
Recent Appearance: Self-care and vengeance
First Appearance: The Duel

Botoxica

The owner of Madame Botoxica's Beauty Parlor. A fashionable and sensual woman.

Comics: 6
Recent Appearance: Oh, so that's what he does
First Appearance: Let's get out of hair

Dr. Crabotnik

A romantic crab. Loves light novels, cold drinks, and not being hit with axes.

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: Approved by the webcomics code authority
First Appearance: So here's this giant enemy crab

Cumin

Saffron's trusty steed, but he's only in it for the glory

Comics: 4
Recent Appearance: Sidequest time!
First Appearance: Just another shaggy frog story

Princess Frogshroom

Likes: Getting kidnapped, getting rescued, plumbers

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Just another shaggy frog story

Dara

The goddess of time. Rad hair. Bad enough dude to rescue the president. Worshipped by people of the North, including Liri. Has a long, convoluted, and irrelevant relationship with the Southern Sun Goddess Teth-Elina.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Make it so

Jean-Luc Picard

Captain of the Starship Enterprise and leader of the X-Men. Good at counting lights.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Make it so

Toast

Some kind of robot butler person? Likes to say awoo.

Comics: 1
Only Appearance: Self-care and vengeance