Gorgeous Ladies of Wrobbery
Honestly, that’s a little sexist, Cory. Just because Dwarven women are visible from space doesn’t make them bad rogues.
Saffron and Sage
A spice of life adventure comic
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Coriander BialystockThe world's greatest pyromancer. If you don't believe him, just ask him! Came down south on a World Tour with Liri, to show off all the places he'd adventured to in the past and hopefully impress her. Comics: 83 |
CuminSaffron's trusty steed, but he's only in it for the glory Comics: 15 |
Liri BloomA former priestess who wants to live the cool adventurer life. She's just here to have a good time, and won't be deterred by things like "common sense" or "caution" or "Liri, that's literally on fire stop eating it". Comics: 100 |
Saffron SaldarriagaA southern knight looking to rescue her prince from an evil nymph named Milk. She keeps things close to her chest, and doesn't like to gossip about her life to people. Very serious, very grumpy. Very has a big axe. Comics: 147 |
SageSaffron's long-time friend and colleague. He can shoot the rings on his fur at people as an attack, but mostly he sits in the cart and makes snarky comments. A good person under it all. Claims his last name is "The Hedgehog", but this may be a lie. Comics: 89 |
Honestly just assuming dwarves are gonna mug you in general is profiling an entire race. Bad form Corj. I’d like to see a peer reviewed survey on said dwarven assaults in the three years before excepting such blatant, racist hyperbole!
Well, you know how they say pregnant women have “the glow”? I guess dwarven women have it 24/7/365.
I’m reminded of the “dwarven lighthouse” from my old college D&D group, though that involved the rest of us tying a torch to her helmet because nobody wanted to carry the thing.
Did your DM give you a commendation for original thinking?
But that would not really work either way:
If she was walking in front, the one behind her would be blinded.
Any direction where she was not on the outermost side or the highest character (wich really only works in a group of halfling/gnomesized characers), would just have a huge shadow.
I mean I can understand wanting to have your hands free. But this is choosing between a shield and not having light/a spot check. Wich means loosing Dex bonus to defense.