The six million dollar makeover
Y’know, when they’re not trying to kill each other, this is kind of a fun dynamic. Too bad it’s unlikely to last.
Y’know, when they’re not trying to kill each other, this is kind of a fun dynamic. Too bad it’s unlikely to last.
Presumably a Brazilian wax means the same thing here as on Earth. I’m going to guess French Revolution is a reference to a chin length bob haircut (trimmed at guillotine level). I have no clue what sort of makeover process might be called a Mexican Stand-off, but I want it to involve at least one of the following: pistols, sombreros, ponchos, and/or a guitarron (ideally playing a classic flamenco riff as is customary for tense armed confrontation scenes). Also I think a moderately colorful poncho would suit Saffron. It seems like a style she could rock.
Soon, you and Lafeyette will be pointing guns at one another, and your Champ du Mars will be painfully bare!
…Lafayette. Obviously meant Lafayette. Screw it, let’s just go with Citoyen Motier.