A southern knight looking to rescue her prince from an evil nymph named Milk. She keeps things close to her chest, and doesn't like to gossip about her life to people. Very serious, very grumpy. Very has a big axe.
Very good! You withheld your adventurer instincts and didn’t chop the spider in half as soon as you saw it.
Very bad! You withheld your adventurer instincts and let them tie you to the wall and confiscate your weapon.
This is what comes of nervousness. Not much as you can do about it, but a bit of awareness training to be more mindful of when you aren’t at your best wouldn’t hurt.
You also let your death-grip lapse. A hero should release their weapon only after they have submitted the proper forms, received a written response, signed in triplicate, with an intact seal, battened the hatches and taken in the sails, consistently received the all-clear from no less than three independent sources over a period of no less than three hours, and received permission from a divine being of at least 5 Gandalf’s of virtue and power, and even then only free up the hands by transferring their weapon to their teeth. Actually being separated from it…
Pffft! Yeah I actually don’t trust any of what’s going on here. It’s too soon to go all Ackbar on the situation but Botoxica did hard sell Saff on a makeover conveniently after hearing about a prince. Maybe she’s trying to drum up business or maybe it’s something…………else.
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Very good! You withheld your adventurer instincts and didn’t chop the spider in half as soon as you saw it.
Very bad! You withheld your adventurer instincts and let them tie you to the wall and confiscate your weapon.
This is what comes of nervousness. Not much as you can do about it, but a bit of awareness training to be more mindful of when you aren’t at your best wouldn’t hurt.
You also let your death-grip lapse. A hero should release their weapon only after they have submitted the proper forms, received a written response, signed in triplicate, with an intact seal, battened the hatches and taken in the sails, consistently received the all-clear from no less than three independent sources over a period of no less than three hours, and received permission from a divine being of at least 5 Gandalf’s of virtue and power, and even then only free up the hands by transferring their weapon to their teeth. Actually being separated from it…
Pffft! Yeah I actually don’t trust any of what’s going on here. It’s too soon to go all Ackbar on the situation but Botoxica did hard sell Saff on a makeover conveniently after hearing about a prince. Maybe she’s trying to drum up business or maybe it’s something…………else.
Why do they have separate heads and bodies?
All arachnids have separate heads from bodies.
Unlike the spiders shown, arachnids have no thorax.
(hungry Homer noise) aaaaabs!