Shot through the heart, and hubris to blame
Sorry the comic’s a little late today. There was a plague.
That’s quite a shot, and in heels, no less.
Saffron and Sage
A spice of life adventure comic
Sorry the comic’s a little late today. There was a plague.
That’s quite a shot, and in heels, no less.
Don’t worry guys, he had a lucky lighter, a bible, and a locket with a picture of his childhood love under his fur for just such an occasion.
The picture is of a bag of gold.
Secret Director commentary #1: Hey guys I’m the secret director of Saffron and Sage! Here’s proof. It used to be called Saffron “and the” Sage. Only a secret director would know that! Anyway on to the strip! So after numerous focus group testing Sage wasn’t responding well in the age group 1-87 years. His general greed and lack of morals scared the youngsters while his design as a talking fox thing confused and angered adults. Needless to say he had to go. Thus our writing staff “a team of six” came up with the idea he be shot with an arrow through the heart. Quick, simple, no explanation needed. We hope you like Saffron’s new sidekick debut next page. A hiphop gopher named Cinnamon who don’t take no sass! This has been a Secret Director commentary!
Note: Sirksome is not the secret director of Saffron and Sage. Anything read that bares any resemblance to the comic is purely coincidence. These are the ramblings of a madman with delusions of grandeur.
As part of our partnership with World Wrestling Entertainment, the part of Sage will now be played by Romain Reigns.
Roman Reigns: You’ll love him, or we’ll die trying.
I feel for ya. The 1-87 demographic is the hardest to please. But if you can get ’em, it’s money! Well, money, and slobber–the slobber coming from both ends of the range actually.
Let’s hope there’s a good doctor/healer/potion master nearby, or we’ll have to change the comic’s title to just “Saffron”.
Is that a leaf on the end of that arrow/stick? That can’t work as well as feather fletching.
That last panel amuses me probably more than it ought to.
“hubris…”
… Am I detecting fans of Overly Sarcastic Productions, here?
The town fletcher must be absolutely slammed! ” Hey apprentice, just put a point on the branch and get on to the next one!”