Unicorn Jelly, maybe?

Well, you didn’t include a link, and the first thing I found when googling was the Bad Webcomics Wiki, but let’s scroll down to the second result and be fair.

Oh my god this comic is from the Clinton administration….but the author was born in 1959. That’s interesting.

Okay, I’m stopping right the fuck here. I think it’s not fair to review what’s clearly an amateur weeaboo fuckin’ around comic from before the internet was even really a thing.