Chairs: The Axes of the Sea
That grin kind of makes her look like Vegeta. Then her getting electrocuted face makes her look like a Gyroid.
Saffron and Sage
A spice of life adventure comic
That grin kind of makes her look like Vegeta. Then her getting electrocuted face makes her look like a Gyroid.
You’re gonna make us wait for that funny story, now ain’t’cha? Why is she even still alive? Gods!
I hate that commercial, but love your joke. But seriously, how much are they paying for that level of rotation for such a ditzy advertisement. Sheesh, why can’t they just blue screen her into old commercials where people get hit in the nads with golf balls?
Playing soccer with orphans? That’s awful. How hard would you even need to kick one to get them in the goal?
Well asked, JW, well asked indeed!
I like that Saffron’s immediate reaction on seeing Botoxica is a perfectly straight and level throw of a non-throwing weapon right into her face. Does she have a weapon proficiency in “Throwing things not designed to be thrown weapons”?
Also interesting that the rabbits’ magic preventing attacks on prisoners doesn’t apply to the prisoners attacking their hosts. Or is Saffron’s reflex-throw so deeply ingrained and instinctive that it doesn’t register to her as an attack?
So, Sage gets to bite Milk on the asshere, and Saffron gets to belt Botoxica with a chair, but B threatens viol- … wait, that’s it, isn’t it? S&S each reacted without thinking, but the spider was more overt with her intentions.Does this mean she’s Milk’s prisoner, too?
Last she talked about it, Botoxica was an employee of Milk (which really, is there that much difference in today’s corporate world?), but from the look of the place, it’s entirely possible the Rabbits did not anticipate ever needing a prison, and these are guest quarters. Possibly with some kind of “reminder to not attack guests” enchantment that zaps uppity staff who aren’t being nice? (In which case, I foresee a lot of gyroid-faces from Bo.)
…Botoxica is going to end up on the team, isn’t she?